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Some of History’s Most Unexpected Plot Twists

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George Washington riding after his hounds during a hunt. Journal of the American Revolution

George Washington and his men after crossing to the other side of the Delaware River, marching to Trenton in horrible weather. Florida Center for Instructional Technology

11. Unexpected Humor From George Washington at the Start of a Critical Operation Lifted His Soldiers’ Morale

As sleet was driven into and swirled around them on a miserably cold winter night, George Washington’s freezing and famished men clambered into boats. When it was Washington’s turn to get into a boat, he looked his overweight artillery chief, Henry Knox, and said: “Shift your fat ass, Harry! But don’t swamp the damn boat!” It was not exactly comedy gold. However, any levity from the reserved American commander in public was unexpected, and more so on such a serious occasion.

At first, the Patriots within hearing distance of the exchange were stunned. For a few moments, they stood looking at each other in shocked disbelief at what their ears had registered. Then somebody began to chuckle, and before long, contagious laughter rippled throughout the attacking force, as Washington’s comment was spread and repeated. With their spirits lifted, the Patriot fighting men got into their boats and began crossing the frozen Delaware River, ready to fall upon their enemy in Trenton.

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