4. Why made Ursulina de Jesus’s husband infertile? Witchcraft, duh!

People thought witches made men infertile. The Malleus Maleficarum even cites an example of a witch keeping severed penises in a bird’s nest up a tree. Ursulina de Jesus lived in Sao Paolo, Brazil, with her husband Sebastian, an important city figure. When Sebastian realized he was infertile, he naturally blamed Ursulina. The city’s officials arrested Ursulina for witchcraft. Testifying against Urusulina alongside Sebastian was his mistress, Cesaria, who confirmed that he was, indeed, infertile. Poor Cesaria lamented that she couldn’t have any illegitimate children with her lover! This ‘evidence’ was sufficient: Ursulina was burned at the stake in 1754.



