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Ridiculous Symbols, Beliefs, and Habits From History

'Royal Gardener John Rose Presenting a Pineapple to King Charles II', by Hendrick Danckerts, 1675. Wikimedia

History has no shortage of status symbols, beliefs, and habits that seem ridiculous today, but that were perfectly normal to contemporaries. They run the gamut from renting pineapples to believing in flying phallic symbols, to reviving drowning victims by blowing tobacco smoke up their butts, and more. Following are thirty things about those and other ridiculous status symbols, habits, and beliefs from the past.

Pineapples today. Publix

30. When Pineapples Took Europe by Storm

With pineapples today just a Dole can away, and often costing a buck or less, it might be hard to grasp just how exotic and rare they once used to be. When Christopher Columbus returned from his second voyage in 1496, he brought back a consignment of pineapples. Only one of them survived the sea passage without rotting, but that one was enough to send the Spanish court into raptures. One courtier wrote that “its flavor excels all other fruits“.

An artist’s impression of pineapple in 1558. University of Virginia

Sweet things were not as common in Europe back then as they are today. Refined sugar was rare and extremely expensive, while fruits were only available in season. As such, a ripe sweet pineapple could have been the tastiest thing that a European of that era had ever tasted. An even greater factor was the exotic appearance: pineapples looked like nothing Europeans had seen before. As one envoy of Spain’s King Ferdinand put it: “[it is] the most beautiful of fruits I have seen. I do not suppose there is in the whole world any other of so exquisite and lovely appearance“. Pineapples became prized status symbols, and as seen below, were esteemed to an extent that seems ridiculous today.

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A lifelong history buff, I developed a particular passion for WW2 history as a child, when I spent hours listening to my grandfather, enraptured, as he recounted his wartime experiences in the British East African Campaign and with the British 8th Army in North Africa.

I graduated with a history BA from George Mason University, then went on to get a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law. After lawyering for a decade, I moved to sunny Rio de Janeiro and a less demanding career, opening a tourism agency in Copacabana.

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