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Absurd Medical History Moments that Prove People Have Always been this Dumb

Dumb - An 1802 cartoon depicting Dr. Jenner using cowpox to inoculate people who fear that they will grow cow appendages
An 1802 cartoon depicting Dr. Jenner using cowpox to inoculate people who fear that they will grow cow appendages. Library of Congress

Anti-vaccination movements are not new. In the 1700s, in the midst of a smallpox epidemic, Bostonians rampaged against those who sought to inoculate the public, assaulted them in the streets, and threw bombs at their houses. In a dumb twist, they even rounded up the inoculated and forcibly quarantined them on an offshore island. The following century in Montreal, in the midst of another smallpox epidemic, anti-vaxxers rioted, destroyed public health buildings, vandalized pharmacies that sold the smallpox vaccine, trashed the central police station, and stabbed and stoned the police chief. Following are thirty things about those and other dumb moments from the history of medicine.

Kid receiving the smallpox vaccine. ABC News

30. A Triumph of Humanity Threatened by Dumb Beliefs and Scienc-y Sounding Gibberish

Vaccination is the most effective method to prevent or combat infectious diseases, and the use of vaccines on a global scale in the modern era has been one of humanity’s greatest medical triumphs. Vaccination and the resultant widespread immunity have led to the worldwide eradication of deadly smallpox – a highly infectious contagion that killed about 10% to 30% of those who caught it and scarred, blinded, or otherwise disfigured most of the rest. Vaccination has also eliminated diseases such as tetanus and polio from much of the world. Numerous studies over the years have verified the effectiveness of vaccination.

Measles, once all but eradicated, is making a comeback because of dumb anti-vaccination misinformation
Measles, once all but eradicated, is making a comeback because of dumb anti-vaccination misinformation. India National Government Health Porta

Nonetheless, an eruption – or more like resurgence – of dumb beliefs that lack any scientific support threatens to undo much of that progress. For example measles, a highly infectious disease that killed millions around the world every year until as recently as the 1980s, saw its fatalities drop to only 73,000 a year because of widespread vaccination. In the United States, measles was all but eradicated until a wave of vaccine resistance, based on science-y sounding gibberish and fraudulent studies, fueled a comeback. Unfortunately, as seen below, such irrational resistance has historic precedent. Anti-vaxxers have been around since vaccines were first invented.

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A lifelong history buff, I developed a particular passion for WW2 history as a child, when I spent hours listening to my grandfather, enraptured, as he recounted his wartime experiences in the British East African Campaign and with the British 8th Army in North Africa.

I graduated with a history BA from George Mason University, then went on to get a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law. After lawyering for a decade, I moved to sunny Rio de Janeiro and a less demanding career, opening a tourism agency in Copacabana.

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