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Rubbing It In: History’s Greatest Flexes and Ownages

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4. Rubbing it in a Rival City’s Face for Centuries

The stolen bucket. Comune di Modena

Honor and pride were on the line. The more that Bologna demanded the bucket be returned, the more adamantly Modena refused. For the smaller Modena, the refusal to return the bucket despite threats from the bigger Bologna became an expression of defiance and courage. Things escalated until Bologna and its allies amassed an army of 30,000 infantry and 2500 knights, led by Pope John XXII in person.

To face them, Modena gathered a significantly smaller force of 5000 infantry and 2800 knights. Against the odds, Modena defeated the forces of Bologna and its allies at the Battle of Zappolino, 1325. The humiliated Guelphs suffered about 3000 casualties. In a centuries-long demonstration of ownage, Modena has displayed the oaken bucket in its town hall ever since, to rub its victory in Bologna’s face.

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