1. The End of Rome’s Richest Man

Although they greatly outnumbered the Parthians, the Romans were demoralized by the rigors of the march and by Crassus’ poor leadership. Parthian archers whittled the Romans with arrows from a safe standoff distance, and used the superior mobility afforded them by their horses to retreat to safety whenever the Romans advanced on foot. Morale plummeted as casualties mounted. Crassus finally ordered his son to drive off the horse archers with the Roman cavalry and an infantry detachment. The Parthians feigned retreat, Crassus’ son rashly pursued and was slaughtered with all his men.

The Parthians returned, and taunted the Roman army and Crassus with his son’s head mounted on a spear. Crassus retreated, abandoning thousands of his wounded. The Parthians invited him to parley, and offered safe retreat in exchange for Roman territorial concessions. Crassus was reluctant, but his army threatened to mutiny if he did not negotiate. The parley went badly, violence broke out, and Crassus was killed. To mock his greed, the Parthians poured molten gold down the rich Roman’s throat. Out of his 50,000 man army, only 10,000 made it back to Roman territory.
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Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading
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Botting, Douglas – The Pirates (1978)
Cordingly, David – Under the Black Flag: The Romance and Reality of Life Among the Pirates (1997)
Cracked – 4 Stories of Ridiculously Evil Rich People From the Past
Encyclopedia Britannica – Giles de Rais
Encyclopedia Britannica – Marquis de Sade
Gonick, Larry – The Cartoon History of the Universe, Volume II (1994)
Guardian, The, August 28th, 2001 – Jane Greer
History Collection – 18 People Who Allegedly Sold Their Souls to Pure Evil
History Network – How America’s Most Powerful Men Caused America’s Deadliest Flood
History of War – Thomas, Lord Stanley, Earl of Derby c. 1433 – 1504
Knappman, Edward W., et al. – Great American Trials (1994)
Law Buzz – Sleepwalking: A Defense to Murder First Used in 1846
Lely, Gilbert – The Marquis de Sade, a Biography (1961)
Los Angeles Times, August 28th, 2001 – Jane Greer, Star of Film Noir ‘Out of the Past’
McCullough, David G. – The Johnstown Flood (2004)
Moss, Jeremy R. – The Life and Tryals of the Gentleman Pirate, Major Stede Bonnet (2020)
New York Post, March 7th, 2016 – BMW Admits ‘Regret’ Over Using Nazi Slave Labor During WWII
Plutarch – Parallel Lives: Life of Crassus
Priceonomics – How the Hunt Brothers Cornered the Silver Market and Then Lost it All
Schaeffer, Neil – The Marquis de Sade: A Life (2000)
Smithsonian Magazine, April 30th, 2012 – The Case of the Sleepwalking Killer
Telegraph, The, September 29th, 2011 – BMW Dynasty Breaks Silence Over Nazi Past
Wolf, Leonard – Bluebeard: The Life and Times of Gilles de Rais (1980)



