16. Fighting the Spartans With Elite Gay Warriors

Spartan policy was lebensraum writ small – the Nazis actually looked to Sparta when they drew their plans to conquer Eastern Europe and enslave the locals. The end result of Sparta’s policy was an elite Spartan phalanx unmatched in discipline and toughness. By the fourth century BC, Sparta was Greece’s scariest state, and the Spartan phalanx was one that nobody wanted a piece of. Then Epaminondas showed up, and broke the spell of Spartan invincibility by breaking the Spartans at the Battle of Leuctra in 371 BC. There, he led a Theban army of 7000 hoplites, plus 600 cavalry, against a bigger Spartan army of 10,000 hoplites, plus 1000 cavalry. In the rival armies, Thebe’s elites were a unit of 300 warriors known as The Sacred Band, comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. Sparta’s elites were a unit of 1000 full Spartan citizens, trained for war since childhood.



