The Fate of the Rockefeller Scion Eaten by Cannibals and Other Macabre History
The Fate of the Rockefeller Scion Eaten by Cannibals and Other Macabre History

The Fate of the Rockefeller Scion Eaten by Cannibals and Other Macabre History

Khalid Elhassan - December 19, 2021

The Fate of the Rockefeller Scion Eaten by Cannibals and Other Macabre History
Canute and Edmund Ironside. A Clerk of Oxford

1. The Macabre End of a King

King Ethelred the Unready’s massacre of the Danes led to an invasion by the Danish King Sweyn Forkbeard. He conquered England in 1013, and forced Ethelred to flee to Normandy. However, Sweyn died a year later, at which point Ethelred returned. He and his son Edmund, who played a key role, chased Sweyn’s son, Canute, out of England in 1014. Canute returned with a large Danish army which pillaged much of England, but Edmund mounted a fierce resistance that stymied the Dane. When Ethelred died in 1016, Edmund, by now known as “Ironside”, succeeded him on the English throne.

His reign lasted only seven months, and came to a macabre end on November 30th, 1016. That night, Edmund went to the privy to answer a call of nature. Unbeknownst to him, an assassin lay in wait in the cesspit for the royal posterior to show up. When Edmund sat down to do his business, the assassin stabbed upwards with a sharp dagger, and left the weapon embedded in the king’s bowels as he made his escape. Unfortunately for Edmund Ironside, even if his sides had been made of iron, his bottom was not.

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Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading

Africa Today, Vol. 25, No. 3 (Jul. – Sep., 1978) – The Coronation of Emperor Bokassa

All That Is Interesting – Karl Denke Not Only Ate His Victims, He Sold Them as “Pork” to Unwitting Customers

Biography – Idi Amin

Daily Beast – Was This Rockefeller Heir Eaten by Cannibals?

Encyclopedia Britannica – Dozsa Rebellion

Encyclopedia Britannica – Isadora Duncan

Encyclopedia Britannica – Lisbon Earthquake of 1755

English Monarchs – Edmund II Ironside

Hakai – The Earthquake That Brought Enlightenment

Herald Sun, January 1st, 2014 – Night Terrors: The Sleepwalking Murder of Patricia Cogdon, From Emily Webb’s Murder in Suburbia

History Collection – 20 Unusual Deaths From the History Books

Hoffman, Carl – Savage Harvest: A Tale of Cannibals, Colonialism, and Michael Rockefeller’s Tragic Quest for Primitive Art (2014)

Madera Tribune, December 20th, 1950 – Sleepwalker Freed on Murder Charge by Australia Jury

Marley, David – Pirates of the Americas (2010)

Molnar, Miklos – A Concise History of Hungary (2001)

Murderpedia – Karl Denke

Parish, James – The Hollywood Book of Death: The Bizarre, Often Sordid, Passings On of More Than 125 American Movie and TV Idols (2001)

Pirates and Privateers – The History of Maritime Piracy: Flail of the Spaniards

Shadows and Satin – The Life and Death of Albert Dekker

Shaw, Karl – Power Mad! A Book of Deranged Dictators (2004)

Smithsonian Magazine, March, 2014 – What Really Happened to Michael Rockefeller

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