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Geoffrey Rush, as the Marquis de Sade. The Telegraph

The Ugly Duckling’s Author Was an Ugly Duckling

A 1916 illustration from The Ugly Duckling. Library of Congress

Hans Christian Andersen (1805 – 1875), the celebrated Danish author known for his literary fairy tales like The Little Mermaid and The Ugly Duckling, faced a childhood marred by poverty and relentless teasing due to his homeliness. Born to impoverished parents, he was sent to work in a local mill at a young age, grappling with dire want from the outset. The Ugly Duckling, one of his iconic tales, found its roots in Andersen’s own miserable childhood, marked by bullying and mockery from his peers. Despite these hardships, Andersen’s literary legacy became a cornerstone of childhoods worldwide.

However, beyond his literary achievements, Andersen’s personal life took peculiar turns. Overcoming his troubled past, he channeled his experiences into impactful stories. Yet, beneath the surface, Andersen harbored compulsive habits, including excessive self-pleasuring. His diary meticulously chronicled these sessions, adorned with double plus signs (++). His penchant for engaging with prostitutes, coupled with his clinginess, would likely lead to his expulsion from Tinder. Andersen’s maudlin and needy tendencies extended to his romantic pursuits. He frequently fell for individuals who didn’t reciprocate. He would write impassioned love letters and relishing rejection, all while accumulating more ++ entries for his diary.

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