These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End
These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End

These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End

Khalid Elhassan - November 30, 2022

These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End
The Ecky Thump scene that killed Alex Mitchell. Pinterest

A Joke That Proved Too Funny for This Fan

Alex Mitchell, who enjoyed a good laugh, waved his killjoy missus away. However, on that particular evening, he might have been better off had he gotten off the couch and romanced her rather than continue to watch the TV. When the episode’s star attacked a kilt-wearing Scotsman with a stick of black pudding, and the Scotsman defended himself with a bagpipe, Mitchell lost it. He began to laugh uncontrollably, and after 25 minutes of nonstop laughter, he slid off the sofa, the victim of a fatal heart attack.

Mitchell’s death became quite famous at the time. His widow eventually wrote The Goodies a letter, to thank them for making her deceased hubby’s final moments so pleasant. In 2012, it was discovered that Mitchell had probably suffered from Long QT Syndrome when his granddaughter was rushed to the emergency room after a heart attack and was diagnosed with LQTS. The disease, which is hereditary, causes the heart beat to become irregular if the afflicted person undergoes continuous exertion or stress – such as nonstop laughter for 25 minutes. The irregular heartbeat can trigger a cardiac arrest, and that is probably what did in Alex Mitchell.

These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End
Charles Dawson, seated left, at the Piltdown site. Natural History Museum

The Discovery of Human Evolution’s “Missing Link” in England

In 1912, an amateur English archaeologist named Charles Dawson announced the discovery of human-like fossils in Piltdown, East Sussex. In a Pleistocene gravel bed, Dawson had found fossilized fragments of a cranium, jawbone, and other bones. Britain’s premier paleontologist pronounced the fossils evidence of a hitherto unknown proto-human species. They were also deemed the “missing link” between ape and man, evidence of the then-still controversial theory that man descended from apes. The pronouncements were accepted uncritically by many prominent British scientists. Further excavations in the vicinity were made in 1913 and 1914, in which stone tools were discovered.

Two miles away, teeth and additional skull fragments were unearthed. So were animal remains, and a mysterious carved bone that looked like a cricket bat. The excitement mounted with each new find. At the time of the Piltdown discovery, there was a growing, and as it ultimately turned out, correct, scientific belief that human evolution from ape to man had occurred in Africa. It was there that fossils of homo erectus, an early hominid, had been discovered. As seen below, that was problematic for many of the era’s British scientists.

These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End
British scientists examine the Piltdown skull. Wikimedia

Humans Originating in Africa Was too Jarring for Early 20th Century British Scientists

The discovery of homo erectus fossils in Africa meant that the cradle of mankind was in Africa, and that all humans were of African origin. The notion that they were ultimately African was hard to swallow for many Europeans, including many British scientists. The day’s prevalent racism and ethno-nationalism buttressed Britain’s scientific community’s confirmation bias. It made them interpret the Piltdown “evidence” in the light most favorable to their prejudices. Piltdown Man offered a feasible alternative, and thus a convenient out, from the challenge posed to the era’s racist theories by humanity’s African origins. As a result, prominent British scientists embraced the discovery, and defended it against all critics.

If the Piltdown discovery in England was accurate, it would mean that Britain had played a prominent role in human evolution. The “missing” link between man and ape would have occurred in Europe, not Africa. That would buttress the belief that Europeans – or at least the British – had evolved separately, and were not of African origins. Thus, the racist assumption that Europeans were a distinct and superior branch of the human tree could continue unchallenged. In actuality, the Piltdown discovery was a practical joke and a crude hoax. However, because of a combination of ineptness, ethno nationalism, and racism, the discovery was strongly embraced and defended by much of the British scientific establishment.

These Deadly Jokes Were Not Too Funny for their Victims in the End
Piltdown man. Pinterest

A Practical Joke That Roiled and Set Back Archaeology for Decades

It took four decades before Piltdown Man was debunked. That made it one of history’s most successful scientific hoaxes. It was also a hoax that seriously delayed the progress of science and archaeology. In those decades, few resources were directed at the study of human evolution in Africa, where the actual missing links were ultimately discovered. Despite the dearth of funds for African archaeological exploration, more proto-human fossils were discovered in Africa in the 1930s. Those finds, coupled with additional Neanderthal finds, left Piltdown Man as an odd outlier in human evolution.

Nonetheless, the hoax continued to have powerful defenders, and it was not until the 1950s that the fossils were subjected to rigorous scientific examination. They turned out to be fragments of a modern human skull, only 600-years-old, the jaw and teeth of an orangutan, and the tooth of a chimpanzee. Chemical tests showed that the bones had been stained to make them look older, and the ape teeth filed down to look more human-like. As to the perpetrator, he was a disgruntled museum employee who wanted to get back at his boss, Britain’s chief paleontologist, because he had denied him a pay raise.


Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading

BBC – Goodies’ Fan Alex Mitchell 1975 Laughter Death Solved

Cleugh, James – The Divine Aretino: Pietro of Arezzo, 1492-1556, a Biography (1966)

Conversation, The, August 10th, 2016 – Solving the Piltdown Man Crime: How We Worked Out There Was Only One Forger

Conversation, The, May 4th, 2017 – Behind Closed Doors: What the Piltdown Man Hoax From 1912 Can Teach Science Today

Cortauldian – Masculinity in Ancient Greece

Cracked – The Emperor Who Was Murdered Over a Roast Joke

Daily Beast – The Rhinoceros Who Won an Election by a Landslide

Daily Mail, June 20th, 2012 – Doctors Solve Mystery of Man Who Died from Laughter While Watching the Goodies

Encyclopedia Britannica – Battles of Trenton and Princeton

Encyclopedia Britannica – Martin I of Aragon

Encyclopedia of Greater Philadelphia – Trenton and Princeton Campaign (Washington’s Crossing)

Fang Xuanling – The Book of Jin

History Collection – Pilot Accidentally Lands in Enemy Airfield and Other Historic Mistakes

King, Ross – Brunelleschi’s Dome: How a Renaissance Genius Reinvented Architecture (2013)

National Geographic Magazine, February, 2014 – Brunelleschi’s Dome

Natural History Museum – Piltdown Man

Palestine Herald Press, June 2nd, 2009 – Waco Attorney Still Going Strong at 91

Scotsman, The, April 18th, 2011 – The Curious Case of Thomas Urquhart

Taking on the World – The Joke that Killed Martin of Aragon

Time Magazine, October 19th, 1959 – BRAZIL: The Rhino Vote

Unbelievable Facts – 10 People Who Died From Laughing Too Hard

Washington Post, January 25th, 2022 – Miss Manners: Why Is It Taboo to Ask a Woman Her Age?