The Dark Side Of King Arthur & Other Disturbing Legends From History

The Dark Side Of King Arthur & Other Disturbing Legends From History

Khalid Elhassan - April 20, 2023

The legendary King Arthur’s tale, as most of us have come to know it, has come to us through a series of Disney-like filters. The Arthur we know is a saintly figure and the perfect embodiment of chivalry. The Arthur of the original accounts, however, has some rough edges, and his tale contains some dark corners seldom visited nowadays. Not the least of them is that he was a baby killer – as in he copied King Herod, and ordered the wholesale slaughter of babies in his kingdom. Below are twenty five things about those and other lesser known aspects about legendary figures and tales from history.

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A young Arthur pulls Excalibur out of a stone. Pinterest

The Legendary King Arthur Has Some Pretty Dark Origins

The tale of the legendary King Arthur has entertained and fascinated people for centuries. Unheralded kid gets a magic sword – given him by a supernatural lake woman or wrested from a rock, depending on the version of the tale – and becomes king. Gathers a band of heroic knights who meet around a round table, and they ride off to fight evil, right wrongs, and do chivalrous deeds. And in a nod to affairs of the heart, his wife cheats on him with his best friend. However, that’s the (mostly) wholesome and G-rated version of the Arthurian legend. The earlier and original lore contains some pretty dark R-rated – and even some of whatever is more extreme than X-rated – stuff. For one, Arthur’s very conception occurred in a decidedly violent and non-consensual way.

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Uther on horseback watches Igraine picking flowers. King Arthur’s Knights

Arthur’s father, Uther, High King of the Britons, got the hots for the beautiful Igraine, the wife of his vassal Gorlois, the Duke of Cornwall. She sensed that, got a bad vibe, and asked her husband to take her back to Cornwall. He does, but that enraged Uther. So he raised an army and besieged Gorlois in one of his castles. For her safety, Igraine was holed up in another castle, but Uther got Merlin the magician to magic him up to look like Gorlois. In that guise, Uther entered Igraine’s castle. She thought he was her husband Gorlois, got it on with him, and Arthur was conceived. While that took place, Gorlois was slain fighting Uther’s armies. The next day, without missing a beat, Uther resumed his true guise, and wed the recently-widowed Igraine. As seen below, that’s not even the darkest tidbit from the Arthurian legend.

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King Arthur ordered his own version of the biblical Massacre of the Innocents. Quite Irregular

A Tangled Family Life

When Arthur’s father Uther married his mother Igraine, she already had two daughters with her late husband Gorlois: Morgana le Fay, and Morgause. As a child, Arthur didn’t know his half-sisters, because he was raised not with his father and mother, but anonymously in the household of some knight. When he grew up, he ran into either Morgana or Morgause, and unaware of the family relationship, got it on with her and got her pregnant. The incestuous affair produced a son, Mordred.

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King Arthur’s and Mordred’s final duel. Wikimedia

The legendary king’s reaction to news that his sister had given birth to his son was pretty extreme. Taking a page of the Bible’s Massacre of the Innocents, Arthur ordered that all babies born on that day in Britain be slaughtered. Many babies were murdered, but Mordred wasn’t one of them. Understandably, the kid ended up with some serious daddy issues. He grew up to seduce Arthur’s wife, Guinevere, who thus cheated on the legendary monarch not only with his best friend, but with his son as well. After many adventures and travails, the toxic father-son relationship finally climaxed in a dramatic duel, in which both Mordred and King Arthur perished.

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King Midas was real, even if he did not really turn everything he touched into gold. Art Station, William McCoy King

The Legendary Midas

The legendary King Midas of Phrygia helped out a drunk satyr – a male nature spirit with a horse’s tail and ears – who rewarded Midas by granting him a wish. Midas’ wish to turn all he touched into gold was granted, only for it to backfire. It made Midas fabulously wealthy in the short term, but it was not a superpower that he could turn on and off at will. It remained permanently on, and all that Midas touched turned into gold, whether he wanted it to or not. That included his beloved daughter, who perished when Midas inadvertently turned her into a golden statue. His food and drink was also turned into gold, so Midas died of thirst and starvation – although in another version, the god Dionysus lifted the curse after Midas learned his lesson.

The experience made Midas hate wealth and riches. So he left his palace and moved to the countryside, to follow the simple life as a worshipper of Pan, the god of the wild. Later, Pan challenged the god Apollo to a musical contest, and Midas was one of the judges. All the judges and witnesses declared Apollo the winner, except Midas, who sided with Pan. A ticked off Apollo stated that Midas “Must have the ears of an ass!“, and promptly turned the king’s ears into those of a donkey. Of course, those legendary Midas stories never actually happened in real life. However, as seen below, several ancient kings of Phrygia, in modern Turkey, answered to that name.

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A reconstruction of Tumulus MM, named after King Midas. Museum of Anatolian Civilizations

The Real Life King With the Golden Touch

There actually was an eighth century BC King Midas of Phrygia, whom we know of from ancient Greek and Assyrian sources. Per Greek sources, this King Midas married a princess Hermodice, who is credited by some ancient sources with the invention of Greek coinage, or money. Phrygia, as an early adopter of coined money, probably experienced an economic boom in comparison to her neighbors, who still relied on the more inefficient barter system for trade. So from that perspective, it is not hard to see how the stories of Phrygia’s King Midas with a golden touch got started. Simultaneously, Assyrian tablets from that period refer to a King “Mita”, who attacked Assyria’s east Anatolian territories.

Concrete evidence of Midas’ existence emerged in 1957, when archaeologist Rodney Young opened a massive tomb compound near the site of ancient Gordium, in modern Turkey. Roughly 900 feet long and 160 feet high, it includes a royal burial from circa 740 BC. In it were found the remains of a coffin that hosted a 5 foot 3 man in his 60s. He was accompanied into the afterlife with ornate tables and bronze vessels that contained traces of alcohol – apparently, a final feast for the departed. Young named the tomb the “Midas Mound”, after the legendary king of the golden touch. Later dating indicates that it was probably not the grave of our Midas, but that of his father.

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The legendary lost city of Atlantis. Pinterest

The Most Famous Legendary Vanished Civilization

The earliest accounts of the legendary Atlantis date to circa 360 BC, when Plato wrote about a utopian, advanced, and dramatically lost country that vanished beneath the waves, in his Timaeus and Critias dialogues. In modern popular culture, Atlantis is presented as a peaceful and wise country, the ideal of what humanity could be. That was not Plato’s Atlantis, though. He wrote about a rich, technologically advanced, and militarily powerful country that was corrupted by its power. It tried to conquer the world, and the good guys in Plato’s narrative were not the good people of Atlantis, but Athens and her allies, who fought back. If Plato’s Atlantis existed today, it would probably try to conquer and enslave us all.

Eventually sunk by the gods to punish its people’s hubris and moral decline, that vanished civilization was entirely fictional – a plot device to advance some philosophical points. Centuries later, many people began to believe that the legendary Atlantis was real, and tried to prove its existence. The legend’s revival in the modern era and its transformation into popular pseudoscience can be traced back to a nineteenth century amateur historian and Congressman, Ignatius Donnelly. He wrote an 1882 book, The Antedeluvian World, in which he added new “facts” that became part of the Atlantis myth. He also theorized that all major human advances can be traced back to Plato’s sunken island. Did that Atlantis ever exist?

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A 1669 map, with the south oriented to the top, imagines Atlantis in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Vox

Could Atlantis Have Actually Existed?

Serious scholars dismissed Ignatius Donnelly, but some writers took his version of Atlantis, and ran with it. Most prominent among them in the early twentieth century were a mystic named Madame Blavatsky, and a famous psychic named Edgar Cayce. Cayce imparted a Christian spin to the story, and gave psychic readings in which he claimed that many of his clients had led past lives in Plato’s legendary island. He also predicted that Atlantis would be discovered in 1969. It was not, despite Plato’s specificity about Atlantis’ location. The philosopher wrote of an island bigger than Asia (what Greeks called Asia Minor back then) and Libya put together, situated in the Atlantic Ocean at the mouth of the Mediterranean Sea, just past the Straits of Gibraltar.

Despite great advances in submarine, deep sea probe, oceanography, and ocean floor mapping technologies, no evidence, archaeological or otherwise, has emerged that Plato’s fable described a real place. Although the ocean deep is still full of mysteries, it is difficult, to say the least, to miss a submerged landmass bigger than Asia Minor and Libya. Nonetheless, advocates of a “real” Atlantis argue that Plato was mistaken, or that for his own reasons, he deliberately sought to mislead. The notion of a lost advanced civilization is so fascinating, that it is highly unlikely that belief – or the desire to believe – in the legendary Atlantis’s real life existence will fade from public imagination anytime soon.

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The Great Library of Alexandria. Pinterest

Whatever Happened to History’s Greatest Library?

The Great Library of Alexandria, founded by Egyptian King Ptolemy I Soter and maintained thereafter by his Ptolemaic Dynasty successors, was the ancient world’s greatest library. It gained legendary status, and was more than just a “library”, as the word is commonly understood today. It did contain the ancient world’s largest collection of books and tracts, to be sure – up to 400,000 scrolls by some estimates. However, it was more than a big building compound with a lot of a written material. Part of a larger research institution known as the Mouseion of Alexandria, the Great Library was also the ancient world’s greatest educational and research center.

The era’s greatest thinkers, philosophers, mathematicians, scientists, poets, and other academics, all flocked to Alexandria to study and exchange ideas. The establishment’s lecture halls, meeting rooms, and gardens, teemed with an educational and intellectual fervor and ferment that was not seen again for centuries. Then, at some point, the Great Library of Alexandria was lost to history, along with its vast store of ancient knowledge. That loss, and its disappearance as a research and higher education institute, is one of the greatest tragedies in the history of science, the arts, and knowledge in general. However, how the Great Library’s demise came about has long been clouded by mystery and myths.

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Ptolemaic Alexandria. Imgur

There Are Various Accounts of How the Great Library of Alexandria Was Destroyed

For centuries, it was widely accepted that the Great Library of Alexandria was burned down or was otherwise destroyed in some cataclysmic event. One of the earliest accounts, by the Greek historian Plutarch (46 – 120 AD), holds that the library was accidentally destroyed by Julius Caesar during the siege of Alexandria in 48 BC. However, the geographer Strabo wrote 30 years after the siege of Alexandria about the Mouseion to which the Great Library was attached, and mentioned no such destruction. Another supposed culprit is Christian zealotry. In some accounts, after the Emperor Theodosius banned pagan practices in 391, gangs of Christians celebrated with anti-pagan riots, during which they torched the library.

However, the accounts of the riots actually refer to the Christians’ destruction of the Serapium, or temple of Serapis, which is not the Great Library, or even a library at all. Another culprit is the Muslim Caliph Omar. Supposedly, after Muslim forces conquered Egypt in the seventh century, somebody asked their general, Amr, for the books in the royal library. Amr wrote the Caliph for instructions, and Omar reportedly replied “If the books are in agreement with the Quran, we have no need of them, and if they are opposed to the Quran, destroy them“. However, there is no support for this story other than a single account by a Syrian Christian writer, who probably wanted to tarnish the Caliph’s image. So, what happened to the Great Library of Alexandria?

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The Great Library of Alexandria, and Mouseion compound. Io9

The Great Library’s Demise Was Anticlimactic and Without Drama

There is no archaeological evidence to support any account of a cataclysmic destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria. The likeliest culprit is something more prosaic and petty: budget cutbacks. Egypt’s Ptolemaic Dynasty had generously supported the Great Library. They did so because they believed in its mission, and also because its presence lent their capital city of Alexandria significant prestige as the ancient world’s greatest educational center. That changed after the Romans conquered Egypt in 30 BC. The new rulers had no particular attachment to the Great Library, so they did not support it like the Ptolemaic rulers had.

Additionally, Alexandria in the Roman saw many riots between its Greek, Jewish, and native Egyptian populations. That was not the most inviting environment for scholars. More significantly, Emperor Marcus Aurelius suspended the Mouseion’s revenue, eliminated its members’ stipends, and expelled all foreign scholars from Alexandria. The Great Library’s significance in the ancient world was based not on its being a repository of scrolls, but on its scholarship. When Marcus Aurelius essentially fired the scholars and forbade new students, he effectively shut down the Great Library’s operations. It would be analogous to the fate of MIT or Harvard, if all their professors were fired, and out of state students were prohibited from setting foot in Boston.

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The Greek island of Santorini, site of the Thera eruption, today, top, and how it probably looked before the eruption, bottom. Wikimedia

The Real Life Civilization Behind a Legendary One

During the second millennium BC, the Minoans, based out of the Mediterranean island of Crete, created history’s first naval trade empire. They also developed a particularly sophisticated and advanced civilization for that day and age. Then it all crashed down, due in large part to a natural disaster: the Thera Volcanic Eruption, circa 1642 – 1540 BC, in what is today the Greek island of Santorini. It was one of the most powerful volcanic blasts in recorded history, estimated to have been about four times stronger than the gigantic Krakatoa explosion of 1883. The eruption sundered the island of Thera, and wiped out the Minoan settlement of nearby Arkotiri and nearby islands.

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A Minoan fresco, depicting athletes leaping over bulls. Ancient Origins

In addition to the immediate devastation of Thera and islands in its vicinity, the eruption produced powerful tsunamis that devastated Crete. The widespread destruction contributed to the decline of the Minoan civilization and paved the way for its extinction. Such a disaster, which came out of the blue like a bolt of lightning, gave rise to the legendary accounts of the vanished civilization of Atlantis, which was doomed by a natural catastrophe and swallowed by the sea. However, the impact of the Thera Eruption went beyond source material for a myth about a vanished civilization. It was one of history’s most impactful natural disasters. Its consequences were felt not only in its own era, but have effects and a chain of causation that leads directly to the world in which we live today.

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Ruins of the Minoan civilization, whose collapse was sped along by the Thera eruption. Science News

The Vanished Minoans

The Minoans, who were later morphed in Greek mythology into the vanished civilization of the legendary Atlantis, had been the Mediterranean’s greatest naval power. They were the dominant force in the Aegean, including what became Greece and the Greek world. A trading power, the Minoans were oriented towards Egypt and the Eastern Mediterranean, and were strongly influenced by those civilizations. While the Minoans flourished, the Aegean world in their thrall was by necessity oriented in the same direction, and strongly influenced by the Egyptian and eastern civilizations as well. The Thera eruption weakened Crete and the Minoans sufficiently to create a power vacuum in the Aegean. It was filled by the Mycenaeans in mainland Greece. They went on to conquer Crete and destroy the Minoans, and became the Aegean’s top dogs.

Unlike the Minoans, the Mycenaeans were not focused on trade with Egypt and the Levant. Instead, they were more interested in the colonization of the Aegean, Asia Minor’s west coast, the Black Sea coast, and the western Mediterranean. That change of orientation significantly reduced Egyptian and eastern influences upon the Greeks. The Greek world flourished centuries later, long after the Mycenaeans had themselves vanished. When it did, it did so as a civilization distinct from those of Egypt and the eastern Mediterranean, rather than as extension and outpost of those cultures. Western civilization is founded upon that of the ancient Greeks. Thus, an argument could be made that today’s western civilization and its impact on the modern world would not exist but for the Thera eruption of the mid-second millennium BC.

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For centuries, Roman legions defended the province of Britannia from raiders. English Heritage

The Real Life Background to the Legendary Tales of King Arthur

In an earlier entry, we discussed some of the legends about King Arthur, but what about the real figure behind those legendary accounts? Was there ever a real King Arthur? Evidence indicates that there was a real person behind the legendary one. His origin story began in the early fifth century, when the Roman Empire found itself under massive pressure from barbarian invaders on multiple fronts. So the Romans withdrew their forces from the far off province of Britain, to use them in an attempt to hang on to territories they viewed as more vital.

It is unclear if the Romans at the time viewed the withdrawal from Britain as permanent, or just a temporary pullback, with plans to return once things settled down. As things turned out, the legions never returned, and Roman Britain was left on its own. The Romano-Britons were beset by their own invaders, most significantly the Picts in Scotland, and Saxons from across the North Sea. In response, the locals implemented what turned out to be a bad idea of epic proportions. Perhaps reasoning that it takes a thief to catch a thief, they decided to hire Saxon mercenaries and settle them in Britain, to defend them from other Saxons and similar barbarians. As seen below, that did not end well for the locals.

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Vortigern and the Britons welcoming the Saxons. Alamy

The Saxon Arrival in Britain

Once the Saxons settled in Britain and got comfortable, they decided they wanted more. So they accused their hosts and employers of failure to meet their side of the deal, and charged them with shortchanging the Saxons on the supplies that they had been promised. The Romano-Britons sent their leaders to try and negotiate with the Saxons and reduce the tensions. Unfortunately for the locals, the Saxons’ idea of negotiation was to suddenly pull out their daggers during the sit down, and massacre the native big shots. They spared just one of the locals, a leader named Vortigern, and kept him alive as a puppet ruler in exchange for his promise to grant the Saxons more land.

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Saxon warriors. Realm of History

The resultant conflict, as the Saxons gobbled up more and more territory from the locals, gave rise to the tales of a legendary British leader, King Arthur, who valiantly fought against the invaders. The Saxons absorbed the lands extorted from the Romano-Britons through their puppet British ruler, Vortigern, then sought more. The invaders eventually launched a massive onslaught that was described by Saint Gildas, a British cleric, who penned De Excidio et Conquestu Britanniae (“On the Ruin and Conquest of Britain”), circa 510 – 530. From gradual expansion, the Saxon effort – eventually joined in by fellow Germanic tribes the Jutes and Angles – became a war of conquest that sought to seize all of Britain.

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For decades, a real life figure whose deeds gave rise to tales of the legendary King Arthur, led the Romano-Briton resistance against the Saxons. History Extra

The Real Life Resistance That Birthed the Legendary Arthurian Accounts

As the invaders fought to displace the local inhabitants and replace them with Germanic settlers, the hard pressed Britons had the good fortune to find an effective warlord. Subsequent mythology morphed him into the legendary King Arthur. While Arthur does not appear in any of the contemporary sources, there is evidence that some British war leader, perhaps named Arthur or something close, lived during this period. For example, a sixth century engraving was found in Cornwall, bearing the name of some bigwig named “Artognu”.

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The Death of Arthur, by George Housman Thomas, 1862. Wikimedia

In 2010, Archaeologists found what might have been the legendary Arthur’s real Round Table at the site of his reputed Camelot. The fabled edifice was not a purpose-built castle, but was housed instead in a preexisting structure: a recently discovered Roman amphitheater in Chester. The Round Table was not a literal piece of furniture, but a vast wood and stone structure that could have allowed up to 1,000 of Arthur’s men to gather. Historians believe noblemen would have sat in the front rows of a circular meeting place, while lower ranked attendees sat on stone benches further back.

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The Trojan Horse in a scene from the 2004 movie, Troy. BBC

The Ancient World’s Most Legendary Siege

The Iliad, Homer’s epic poem, is set in and around Troy, and recounts the final year of the Trojan War, which was fought sometime in the thirteenth century BC. As told by Homer, the city of Troy was subjected to a ten year siege by a Greek coalition led by Mycenae’s High King Agamemnon. Their goal was to recover Helen, the wife of Sparta’s king and Agamemnon’s brother Menelaus, after she had been seduced by Paris, the son of Troy’s King Priam.

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Heinrich Schliemann. Masculine Epic

The epic poem features plenty of rollicking adventures, a surfeit of graphic and gory combat, and numerous plot twists and turns from humans and gods. In the end, the city falls when the wily Odysseus tricks the Trojans and gets them to let in a huge wooden horse, hollow on the inside and packed with Greek warriors. As a story, the Iliad was awesome. As history, however, Troy and the Trojan War were dismissed for centuries as pure myth and legendary tales. Then archaeologist Heinrich Schliemann overturned those assumptions.

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Ancient Troy layers. Lloyd K. Townsend

The Real Life Troy

German archaeologist Heinrich Schliemann (1822 – 1890) was convinced that there was actual truth in the legendary accounts contained in the Iliad, and set out to prove it. From 1870 to 1890, he excavated a site in the northwest of the Anatolian Peninsula – the Asian part of modern Turkey. He made some initial finds of gold and silver, that convinced him that he had found Homer’s Troy. As it turned out, Schliemann had excavated the right city, but the wrong period: his initial finds dated from about 1000 years before the Trojan War.

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Heinrich Schliemann’s excavation team in Troy, 1890s. Ex Berliner

The site of Schliemann’s archaeological digs actually held the remains of nine different Troys, that were built one atop another. Excavations continued after Schliemann’s death in 1890, and today his finds are labeled Troy I through IX. Troy VII is the likeliest candidate for Homer’s Troy. The discovery of Troy was a magnificent archaeological accomplishment, but it was not the only one by Heinrich Schliemann who, as seen further down this list, might have been the most fortunate archaeologist to have ever lived.

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Patagonian Giants. Pinterest

Ferdinand Magellan and the Big Patagonian

During his sixteenth century expedition to circumnavigate the world, explorer Ferdinand Magellan’s ships dropped anchor off Patagonia – a sparsely populated region at South America’s southern end. There, Magellan and his men saw a naked giant singing and dancing on the shore. The explorer ordered a sailor to approach the big native, and sing and dance in turn to demonstrate friendliness. The strategy worked, and the giant was induced to meet Magellan. As described by a scribe who kept a diary that was later turned into a book about the voyage: “When he was before us, he began to marvel and to be afraid, and he raised one finger upward, believing that we came from heaven. And he was so tall that the tallest of us only came up to his waist“.

The explorers made contact with the rest of his tribe. In subsequent weeks, they hunted with them, and built a house ashore to store their provisions. When Magellan was ready to depart, he wanted to take some Patagonians to display back in Spain. So he invited some aboard his ship with the lure of trinkets, got them drunk until they passed out, and placed them in chains. When the Patagonians sobered up, the ships were already underway, sailing away from their homeland. Sadly, the kidnapped Patagonians did not survive the voyage. Nor, for that matter, did Magellan. However, the sailors who completed the trip and returned to Spain brought back with them tales of a legendary land inhabited by giants. With the passage of time, the tall people encountered by Magellan’s ships grew taller in the telling.

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Tehuelche, the real life people behind the legendary Patagonian Giants. Wikimedia

The Legendary Giants of South America

Later voyages described encounters with Patagonians who stood ten feet tall. As if in a race of one upsmanship, others reported that they had contacted twelve-foot-high Patagonians. Yet others encountered Patagonians who truly towered above normal people, at fifteen feet in height. Reports of the legendary South American giants gripped European imaginations for over 250 years. The first challenge to the tall tales came from the famed British seaman and pirate, Sir Francis Drake, who encountered Patagonians during his own circumnavigation of the globe. As described by his nephew: “Magellan was not altogether deceived in naming these giants, for they generally differ from the common sort of man both in stature, bigness and strength of body, as also in the hideousness of their voices“.

He continued: “but they are nothing so monstrous and giant-like as they were represented, there being some English men as tall as the highest we could see, but peradventure the Spaniards did not think that ever any English man would come hither to reprove them, and therefore might presume the more boldly to lie.” Yet, as late as 1766, rumors circulated that a British ship had encountered a tribe of nine-foot-tall natives. However, when the ship’s account was finally published, the natives were recorded as being six and a half feet tall – tall, but not incredibly so, and certainly not giants. In reality, the tribe in question, the Tehuelche, were statuesque and bigger than average. But they stood in the six foot range.

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Semiramis Fed by the Doves, by Franc Kavcic, circa 1810. National Gallery of Slovenia

The Real Life Queen Behind the Legendary Semiramis

Semiramis in Greek mythology was the daughter of a goddess and a mortal, who was fed by doves after her divine mother abandoned her as an infant in order to drown herself. Semiramis grew into a formidable woman who married a general, advised him into great victories, then switched husbands and married the king. As queen and queen regnant, she personally led troops into battle and conquered much of Asia, as well as Ethiopia and Libya. Domestically, Semiramis restored the decrepit ancient Babylon to its former glory, built the city’s famous Hanging Gardens, and protected it with impregnable defensive walls. All of that is fictional, but the legendary Semiramis’ was based on the life of an actual ninth century BC Assyrian queen named Sammu-ramat.

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Semiramis. Google Arts and Culture

The wife of King Shamshi Adad V (reigned 824 – 811 BC), Sammu-ramat took the reins of power after her husband died. She then governed for five years as queen regent for her underage son Adad Nirari III, until he was old enough to rule. Steles from that period record that Sammu-ramat negotiated alliances on behalf of her son, and that she was a generous patroness of religious temples. She seems to have ruled well enough to become a revered figure in Assyria. Between that, and the fact that rule by a woman was such an extraordinary event in Assyrian history, the story of Sammu-ramat grew over the years, until she emerged centuries later as a full-blown mythological figure, the legendary fictional Queen Semiramis.

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The Fall of the Titans, by Cornelis Cornelisz van Haarlem, circa 1598. Google Art Project

Ancient Greece’s Legendary Benefactor of Mankind

Prometheus was a Titan – the race of divine beings who dominated the world before the arrival of the Olympian gods. Prometheus’ name, which means “foresight”, emphasizes his intellect, for he was known as a clever trickster. In Ancient Greek mythology, created humans from clay, and then advocated for and championed mankind in the halls of heavens. That fondness for humans helped mankind, but it got the Titan in serious trouble with the gods, who visited horrific vengeance upon him as a result.

The Titans were the legendary twelve children of the primordial parents Uranus (“Sky”) and his mother Gaia (“Earth”), and had preceded the Olympians as gods. When the Olympians led by Zeus rose up to challenge for mastery of the world, Prometheus was one of the Titans’ leaders. However, when his fellow Titans refused to heed his advice and resort to trickery, Prometheus switched sides and joined the Olympians. That ensured the gods’ victory, and doomed the Titans to defeat. The Olympians’ gratitude was short lived: they turned on Prometheus when he got on their wrong side.

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Prometheus, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636. Museo del Prado

Prometheus Angered the Gods

Prometheus helped the Olympian gods secure victory against the Titans, but he eroded his store of goodwill with them when he took the side of humanity against that of the new deities. He ticked off Zeus and got on his wrong side when he tricked him to accept the bones and fat of sacrificial animals instead of their meat. That set a precedent that allowed humans to sacrifice animals to the gods by burning their bones and fat, but keep the meat for themselves.

A peeved Zeus took fire away from mankind and wiped its secret from human minds, so they would have to eat meat raw and shiver from the cold in the dark of night. To make his pettiness stick, the chief god prohibited anybody from letting humanity in on the secret of fire. Prometheus however defied Zeus. He stole fire from Mount Olympus, and smuggled it down to earth to share with mankind and help them survive life’s struggles. That was the final straw for the chief Olympian.

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Prometheus Bound, by Jacob Jordaens, 1640. Art in History

The Epic Punishment of a Legendary Immortal

Zeus was incensed when he looked down from the heavens and saw the dark of night dispelled by the flicker of fires. To vent his anger at mankind, he sent Pandora down to earth with a box full of calamities. When the lid of Pandora’s box was eventually removed, all the evils that plague humanity were unleashed upon the world. From then on, mankind was afflicted with diseases, plagues, war, death, and the need for backbreaking labor to eke sustenance out of the earth. Only hope was left inside the box, to keep life bearable despite all its miseries.

As to Prometheus, Zeus devised a horrific punishment for him. He had the Titan taken to the Caucasus Mountains, where he was chained to a rock. There, Zeus’ vengeance took the form of a giant eagle that flew in every day to rip open Prometheus’ guts and feast upon his liver. The liver re-grew each night, and the eagle returned each day to repeat the process. That way, the legendary Prometheus was subjected to an eternity of torment by day, and nights full of dread of what the morrow would bring.

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The Mask of Agamemnon. WTTW

The Legendary Agamemnon and the Real Life One

As seen in an earlier entry, Heinrich Schliemann proved the existence of Troy – an archaeological find of epic proportions that cemented his place in history. He then proceeded to capture archaeological lightning in a bottle once more. This time it was in mainland Greece, where he found what came to be known as the Mask of Agamemnon – the High King of Mycenae who led the Greeks against Troy. It happened in 1876, when Schliemann conducted excavations in the royal cemetery near the Lion Gate, the entrance to the citadel of Mycenae in southern Greece. In one of the graves, he found a funeral mask covered in gold, which he attributed to the legendary king from the Iliad.

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Heinrich Schliemann, top right, at the Lion’s Gate in Mycenae. Pinterest

As Schliemann put it in a telegram that announced the discovery: “I have gazed upon the face of Agamemnon“. However, as with his finds in Troy, Schliemann got the broad outlines right, but jumped the gun when it came to the details. Later research proved that the mask did, indeed, belong to a Mycenaean king. However, it was a king who had died circa 1580 to 1550 BC – two and a half to three centuries before the events of the legendary Trojan War. The name stuck, however, and the artifact is still commonly referred to as the Mask of Agamemnon.

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Robin Hood’s Merry Men in Sherwood Forrest. Flickr

The Legendary Bandit of Sherwood Forrest

One of England’s greatest legendary heroes is the medieval outlaw who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. A bandit who fought the Sheriff of Nottingham and the evil King John, and helped the rightful monarch Richard the Lionheart regain his throne. Surprisingly, for a figure who stole from the rich, Robin Hood first gained widespread popularity as a result of plays originally staged for Elizabethan England’s upper classes. First, however, the playwrights had to gentrify Robin Hood from a commoner bandit, and transform him into a nobleman to whom the well-heeled could better relate. Such gentrification can be traced to the playwright Anthony Mundy, who reinvented the outlaw as an aristocrat, Earl Robert of Huntington, who was wrongfully disinherited by his uncle.

So he fled to Sherwood Forrest where he became an outlaw, met and fell in love with Lady Marion, and kicked off the legend. In real life, of course, nobody performed all the noble deeds of derring-do ascribed to Robin Hood. However, there were plenty of outlaws, nearly all commoners, who thumbed their noses at upper class oppressors, and thus became popular with the lower classes. In the medieval era, “Robinhood” or “Rabunhod” or “Robehod” were common nicknames for criminals, that appear in numerous twelfth century court records. However, those Robin Hoods were the kinds of criminals who acted out of any highbrow motives. Instead, they stole for the mundane reasons that led most people into crime back then, and that still put people on the paths of criminality today.

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Errol Flynn in The Adventures of Robin Hood, 1938. Pinterest

Was There Ever a Real Robin Hood?

To identify the original Robin Hood is no easy task. In England, Robin was and remains a diminutive of the name Robert, and Robert was a very common first name in back then. Likewise, Hood was a common surname in medieval England. As a result, to identify just which criminals named Robin Hood or some variation thereof might have inspired the legend of Robin Hood, is a particularly difficult task for historians. As a result, numerous candidates have been proposed over the years.

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A seventeenth century woodcut of Robin Hood and Maid Marion. Wikimedia

The earliest mention is a Robert Hod of York, who became an outlaw after his goods, worth 32 shillings, were confiscated to settle a debt owed to a local church. Other candidates include the brothers Robert and John Deyville, who fought on the losing side in the Second Barons’ War (1264 – 1267). With their cause defeated, the Deyvilles holed up in the woods as outlaws, until the records show that John, at least, was pardoned. However, the likeliest candidate for the legendary Robin Hood seems to be Roger Godberd, another figure who ended up on the losing side of the Second Barons’ War and became an outlaw. What is known of Godberd’s activities led some historians to label him as “the prototype Robin Hood”.

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Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading

Adams, Mark – Meet Me in Atlantis: My Obsessive Quest to Find the Sunken City (2015)

Ancient History Encyclopedia – Semiramis

Ancient Origins – Who Destroyed the Great Library of Alexandria?

Archaeology Magazine, September 23rd, 1998 – King Arthur Was Real?

Ashliman, D. L. – Arthur, Legendary King of Britain: Excerpts From His Life Story, as Recorded by Geoffrey of Monmouth, Sir Thomas Malory, and Others

Atlas Obscura – Recreating King Midas’s 2700-Year-Old Feast

Baldwin, David – Robin Hood: The English Outlaw Unmasked (2010)

Callendar, Gae – The Minoans and the Mycenaeans: Aegean Society in the Bronze Age (1999)

Encyclopedia Britannica – King Arthur, Legendary King of Britain

Encyclopedia Britannica – Samu-ramat

Federer, Kenneth L. – Encyclopedia of Dubious Archaeology: From Atlantis to the Walum Olum (2010)

Friedrich, Walter L. – Fire in the Sea: The Santorini Volcano: Natural History and the Legend of Atlantis (1999)

Fry, Stephen – Mythos: A Retelling of the Myths of Ancient Greece (2017)

Greeka – Myth of Lost Atlantis

History Collection – The Bermuda Triangle Myth Was Created by the Media

Gizmodo – The Great Library at Alexandria Was Destroyed by Budget Cuts, Not Fire

Lawrence Today Magazine, Fall, 2004 – European Travel Writings and the Patagonian Giants

Malory, Thomas – Le Morte d Arthur, Book I

Museum of Hoaxes – Patagonian Giants

National Geographic – Atlantis

National Geographic History Magazine, February 5th, 2019 – Who Was the Real Robin Hood?

Ranker – 15 Bizarre and Brutal Stories You Never Knew About King Arthur

Storr, Jim – King Arthur’s Wars: The Anglo-Saxon Conquest of England (2016)

Telegraph, The, July 11th, 2010 – Historians Locate King Arthur’s Round Table

Theoi, Encyclopedia of Greek Mythology – Midas

Traill, David A. – Schleimann of Troy: Treasure and Deceit (1995)

World History Encyclopedia – Prometheus

World History Encyclopedia – Troy

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