Really Inappropriate Deaths in History
Really Inappropriate Deaths in History

Really Inappropriate Deaths in History

Khalid Elhassan - December 19, 2020

Really Inappropriate Deaths in History
Geraldine Saunders. Amazon

2. La La Land’s Strangest Carnal Loving Death

The scene inside Albert Dekker’s apartment was horrific, as well as so bizarre and grotesque that Geraldine collapsed. The building manager needed minutes to overcome the shock and gather his wits to call the police. It was one of the weirdest sex deaths in La La Land. Dekker was naked in the bathtub, with a ball gag in his mouth, a scarf covering his eyes, and his hands cuffed behind his back. In addition to the belt around his neck, there was another around his waist, tied to a rope binding his ankles, which in turn was wrapped around his wrist and clasped in his hand.

Sun rays were drawn around his nipples in lipstick, which was also used to draw a vagina on his stomach. A hypodermic needle was sticking out of each arm, and his right butt cheek had two needle punctures, above which the word “whip” was written in lipstick. His body was covered in other words written in lipstick, including “cocksucker”, “make me suck”, and “slave”.

Really Inappropriate Deaths in History
Albert Dekker’s death certificate. Pintrest

1. A Suspicious Physical Loving Death Surrounded by Mystery to This Day

Albert Dekker’s sex death was initially ruled a suicide. However, after S&M toys and porn were found in his apartment, it was changed to accidental autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating. However, despite the coroner’s ruling, foul play was suspected and the death was and remains suspicious.

For one, Dekker’s fiancée knew that he had been keeping $70,000 cash in the apartment to buy a new house. The money, as well as expensive cameras and filming equipment, was never found. It was also hard to imagine how Dekker, all on his own, could have tied himself in the manner in which he was discovered. Whether he acted alone, had a partner or partners who panicked and fled when a bout of carnal loving went terribly wrong, or was murdered, the mystery of Albert Dekker’s death remains unsolved to this day.

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Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading

Ancient History Encyclopedia – Attila the Hun

AV Club – The Young Pope John XII Died as He Lived: Fornicating

BBC – Fatty Arbuckle and Hollywood’s First Scandal

Catholic Encyclopedia – Pope John XII

Christianity Dot Com – Roman Synod Deposed Pope John XII

History Collection – 10 Historical Deaths Weirder Than the Movies

Encyclopedia Britannica – Pope John VII

Encyclopedia Dot Com – Paul II

Hertfordshire Life – The Dramatic Life and Passing of Prime Minister Lord Palmerston

Listwand – 4 Roman Catholic Popes Who Allegedly Died During S*x

Medium – 10 People Who Actually Died While Having S*x

History Collection – Atypical Deaths of these Historical Figures

New York Daily News, August 14th, 2017 – The Story of Nelson Rockefeller’s Death and the Spin That Kept the (S*xy) Truth Out of the Headlines

Planet Dolan – 8 Horrifying S*x Deaths

Ranker – 10 Popes Who Didn’t Take Celibacy Very Seriously

Shadows and Satin – The Life and Death of Albert Dekker

Smithsonian Magazine, November 8th, 2011 – The Skinny on the Fatty Arbuckle Trial

Something Awful – The 6 Most Awful Popes

History Collection – Unusual Deaths from the History Books

Time Magazine, January 13th, 2017 – TV’s ‘Young Pope’ is Scandalous, But the Real Youngest Pope Has the ‘Worst Reputation’

Vintage News – The Youngest Pope in History Might’ve Also Been the Worst

Wikipedia – Albert Dekker

Wikipedia – Felix Faure

Wikipedia – Pope John XII

History Collection – 12 of History’s Bizarre Deaths

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