53. Beware of a Haunting Santa
Santa is supposed to be jolly and friendly, but what on earth is this a picture of?! We can understand a female Santa — we are in the twenty-first century — so that part of the picture is not bothering us. The problem is that this Santa looks like she came straight out of a slasher movie from the 1990s, with burn marks across the face, lop-sided glasses, and an unnatural bend in the back. Maybe the elves at the North Pole accidentally started a fire, and Santa came through a little bit worse for the wear. Alternatively, maybe Santa is going to get you, and you should lock your door and board up your chimney this Christmas Eve.
