
32. Slumming With Pirates
Criminals suck. They suck even more when they’re rich folk who need to go criming, but do so simply for kicks and giggles and as a way of slumming. Few exemplify that better than Stede Bonnet (circa 1680 – 1718), a rich Barbados plantation owner and army major who turned to piracy for no rational reason.
Born into a wealthy family of landed gentry, Bonnet had led a peaceful life for years, living with his wife in a profitable Barbadian sugar plantation. Then, out of the blue in 1717, in some type of mid-life crisis, he decided to escape marital difficulties and boredom at home by purchasing a ship, naming it the Revenge and outfitting it with cannons. He hired a crew of 70 sailors, then sailed off into the deep blue to become a pirate.



