
26. Cheating Pays – Until It Doesn’t
Sigurd the Mighty got his just deserts when, during the course of his conquest and devastation of northern Scotland, he challenged a local chieftain, Mael Brigte the Bucktoothed, head of the kingdom of Moray, to a 40-man-per-side battle. However, Sigurd cheated and showed up with 80 men. Outnumbered, the Scots were defeated and massacred, and Sigurd personally beheaded Mael Brigte.
Tying the defeated leader’s head to his saddle as a trophy, Sigurd rounded up his men and rode back home to celebrate the victory. However, on the way back, as the severed head tied to the saddle bounced around, the bucktooth which gave Mael Brigte his nickname cut Sigurd’s leg. The cut became inflamed and infected, and Sigurd died of the infection before he got back home.



