23. The Prophet and the Mean Kids

The Bible recounts that Elisha was walking along the road to Bethel, when a group of children came out of the town and began to make fun of him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” There might have been more to it than just kids being bratty. It could have reflected some tension between some ancient Israelites and their prophets.
In this case, the children might have been voicing popular scorn for Elisha’s prophetic authority, and disbelief that Elijah had ascended to heaven. In the biblical narrative, Elisha cursed the kids in the Lord’s name, and immediately two female bears came out of the forest and mauled 42 children. The Bible does not specify whether the kids were killed, but getting mauled by bears could not have been fun.



