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A Scheme to Feminize the Fuhrer, and Other Strange Historic Plans

Scheme - A womanly Hitler was thought to be a less effective Hitler
A womanly Hitler was thought to be a less effective Hitler. Open Art

5. A Solution Worse Than the Problem

Scheme - Rather than use one rocket to catch one roadrunner, why not use many rockets to stop the Earth from spinning?
Rather than use one rocket to catch one roadrunner, use many rockets to stop the Earth from spinning. Warner Brothers

If a projectile is aimed at where a moving target will be, but the target stops after the projectile is launched, the projectile will miss. So the US Air Force floated a scheme to use “a huge rectangular array of one thousand first-stage Atlas [rocket] engines” – to stop the Earth’s rotation. Theoretically, that could foil Soviet ICBMs. In 1960, the Air Force asked the RAND Corporation to evaluate the possibility of using giant stationary rocket engines to pause Earth’s rotation in case of nuclear attack. There was something to the theory, but to go from theory to practice was problematic. The Air Force’s guesstimate that a thousand rocket engines would be needed to pause the Earth’s rotation turned out to be too low. As Daniel Ellsberg, a RAND Corporation planner who crunched the numbers concluded, it required not a thousand Atlas rockets, but “one million billion” of them.

The propellant necessary would have been “500 times the mass of Earth’s atmosphere“. That was beyond even the Pentagon’s budget. Moreover, even if the Pentagon could afford it and even if the plan was feasible, it would be better to just let all the Soviet nukes hit their targets than to pause the planet’s spin. Assume a thirty minute ICBM flight time from the USSR to Washington, DC, and a twenty minute warning. For the missile to miss by ten miles, Earth’s rotation would have to be slowed by about thirty miles for twenty minutes. If that happened, every structure, grain of sand, drop of water, and living thing on Earth would experience that deceleration. The result would be catastrophic earthquakes, massive tsunamis, and super hurricanes that would wreck the planet. A nuclear Armageddon would actually be mild compared to that.

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A lifelong history buff, I developed a particular passion for WW2 history as a child, when I spent hours listening to my grandfather, enraptured, as he recounted his wartime experiences in the British East African Campaign and with the British 8th Army in North Africa.

I graduated with a history BA from George Mason University, then went on to get a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law. After lawyering for a decade, I moved to sunny Rio de Janeiro and a less demanding career, opening a tourism agency in Copacabana.

A big chunk of my free time is spent blogging (you can follow me on Quora https://www.quora.com/profile/Khalid-Elhassan ) or freelance writing, mostly about my favorite subject, history.

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