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German troops cross into the Rhineland on March 7th, 1936. The Article

A Dispute Over Mercenaries’ Pay Led to the Conquest of Britain

The Romano-Britons welcome the Saxons to Britain. Old Puzzles

Throughout much of the fourth century, Saxon raiders devastated the Roman province of Britain. Then, in one of history’s worst “it takes a thief to catch a thief” brainstorms, the Romano-Britons struck a deal to hire the Saxons as mercenaries, and settle them on British soil. In exchange, the Saxons promised to defend Britain from other barbarians. Once they settled in, the Saxons complained that their hosts had skimped on the monthly supplies promised them. A conference to resolve the dispute was arranged between native nobles led by a Vortigern, and the Saxons led by two chieftains named Hengist and Horsa. However, the Saxons’ idea of dispute resolution was to suddenly murder the Britons mid-conference.

The slaughter of the Romano-Briton leadership in the Night of the Long Knives. K-Pics

In what came to be known as the Night of the Long Knives (the first recorded use of the term), the Briton leadership was slaughtered, and only Vortigern was spared. Declaring the deal void, the Saxons forced Vortigern to sign a new treaty that ceded them southeastern England. It was still not enough. The Saxons continued to attack the Britons, and launched a war of conquest to seize the entire province, displace the locals, and replace them with Germanic settlers. They were joined by Angles from today’s Schleswig-Holstein, between Germany and Denmark, plus Jutes from today’s Jutland in Denmark and Lower Saxony in Germany.

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A lifelong history buff, I developed a particular passion for WW2 history as a child, when I spent hours listening to my grandfather, enraptured, as he recounted his wartime experiences in the British East African Campaign and with the British 8th Army in North Africa.

I graduated with a history BA from George Mason University, then went on to get a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law. After lawyering for a decade, I moved to sunny Rio de Janeiro and a less demanding career, opening a tourism agency in Copacabana.

A big chunk of my free time is spent blogging (you can follow me on Quora https://www.quora.com/profile/Khalid-Elhassan ) or freelance writing, mostly about my favorite subject, history.

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