17. Freezing Wouldn’t Kill Malloy

Marino and his coconspirators figured that nothing he ate or drank could dent Malloy’s bizarre durability. So they decided to freeze him to death. One cold winter night when the temperature dipped to minus fourteen degrees Fahrenheit, they waited for him to pass out. When he did, they stripped Malloy of his clothes, then carried him to a park, dumped him in the snow, and poured five gallons of water on his chest to make sure he froze solid.
Malloy was found by police and taken to a homeless shelter. He woke up the next day none the worse for wear, and showed up at Marino’s for his daily booze on credit. Next, the plotters decided to vehicular homicide and leave behind a run over Malloy as the apparent victim of a random hit and run.



