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Dramatic Deaths These People Did Not See Coming

Khalid Elhassan January 27, 2024 19 min

Eleazar Avaran's heroic exploit at the Battle of Beth Zechariah, 162 BC. Wikimedia

The Philosopher Who Hated Humanity

Possible bust of Heraclitus of Ephesus in the Hall of Philosophers, Capitoline Museum. Wikimedia

Heraclitus of Ephesus, (535 – 475 BC) the renowned Ancient Greek philosopher, advocated for the concept of universal flux and the unity of opposites, positing that all things in the universe are in constant motion and balance. Despite his profound philosophical insights, Heraclitus led a solitary life, shunning human contact and wandering through the mountains, sustaining himself on foraged plants. His existence took a tragic turn when afflicted with dropsy, a painful accumulation of fluids within the body.

Desperate for a cure, Heraclitus devised an unconventional remedy: covering himself in cow dung in hopes of drawing out the accumulated fluids. However, his attempt at self-medication took a bizarre turn when the dung dried, leaving him immobilized and vulnerable. In a grim and ironic twist of fate, Heraclitus was unable to defend himself when a pack of dogs came upon him and devoured him alive. Thus, Heraclitus met his end in a manner both peculiar and tragic, his philosophical legacy overshadowed by the macabre circumstances of his demise.

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Khalid Elhassan

A lifelong history buff, I developed a particular passion for WW2 history as a child, when I spent hours listening to my grandfather, enraptured, as he recounted his wartime experiences in the British East African Campaign and with the British 8th Army in North Africa.

I graduated with a history BA from George Mason University, then went on to get a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law. After lawyering for a decade, I moved to sunny Rio de Janeiro and a less demanding career, opening a tourism agency in Copacabana.

A big chunk of my free time is spent blogging (you can follow me on Quora https://www.quora.com/profile/Khalid-Elhassan ) or freelance writing, mostly about my favorite subject, history.