10. Cruel Pranks

To seat people on whoopee cushions is relatively harmless, far as pranks go. Not so Elagabalus’ tendency to prank people by putting them in mortal fear of life and limb. One of his favorite pranks began with getting his dinner guests so drunk, that they had to crash and sleep it off in the palace. Once the marks were out, Elagabalus had his servants sneak tame lions, leopards, bears, or a mix thereof, into the bedroom. Come the morning, Elagabalus would bust a gut as he laughed heartily at his hungover guests’ reaction to waking up in the midst of a menagerie of man-eating predators. Unsurprisingly, not many of the emperor’s marks appreciated the humor.



